偷天特務 Mission Milano (Blu-ray release 2017-1-12) is yet another Hong Kong / Chinese movie made up of scenes of comedy, close combat fights, along with a few cleavages, joined together by some kind of senseless and forgettable plot.

This time it’s about a scientist having invented a “seed of god” which can grow into a fake CG fruit tree on sand or sofa in no time.  For reasons I fail to comprehend, this is something that threatens the world.  The bad guys steal it, and our protagonists try to get it back and thereby saving the world.  We even get a Resident Evil (2002) style laser hallway.  Although the plot and the action sequences are nothing to write home about, at least there are a few jokes that work.

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